It was a very windy day, but sunny. Very, very sunny. So sunny that the cat couldn't decided which place was best in the house to sun bathe. Yeah, it was that sunny.

Saturday morning cartoons were almost over and I woke up in time to see the last one on Kids WB (now the CW for Kids.) I had rolled out of bed, literally. i rolled out, wraped up like a caccon in my sheets, waiting to emerage as a butterfly. Well...sort of...if you call bed head that could make a Greek god mistake you for a gorgon a beautiful butterfly.

I had a million tons of homework that I needed to do. Religious Studies, English, art History, Graphic Design, teaching my boyfriend to play Zelda...the usual. I ate nothing but tuna fish and devils food cookies and drank nothing but water and tea..lots and lots of earl grey tea. but, I set about doing my homework.

After about three hours the first bit was done, so I decided to take a break and carve my pumpkin for Halloween. what a grand pumpkin it was, but what a pain in the ass to carve. Seriosuly, who would have thought that a Phantom Hourglass Link would be that difficult to carve into a pumpkin? Yeah, maybe it was just me.

After the pumpkin was carved and clean I ate dinner with my mother...not tuna fish, surprisingly. No, it was shake 'n' bake chicken! Yay, chicken! Chicken is my friend! My very delicious friend! (Until the Hylain cuccos come to kill me in my sleep, that is.)

So, back to homework. english. A paper. A long paper. A long paper with a lot of resources all for the sake of Church msic through the Generations. amazingly, there is not as much stuff out on this subject as I had hoped. I needed to make a bibliography with all of my sources, so I turned on the desktop computer. It started fine. It connected to my homepage fine. But then, as I was asking it to search for MLA sample bibliography... and it froze. It froze. It froze like a turky in the freezer, like Link in the Ice Cavern, like a nuclear winter, like the dead bodies Mcdonald's keeps in their meet lockers. So, I turned off the computer. When I went to turn it back on, nothing happened. It sounded like it was on, but nothing came on th screen. Nothing lit up. i made sure the screen was on and that everything was pluged in, but it still didn't turn on. (Guess Paris Hilton is easier than staring a computer.)

So, I called my boyfriend. He was at work. Go figure. The song "I need a hero" totaly applied to the situation...but there's no Superman when you need him. He was out racing trains again... I think he needs to stop making bets with Aquaman (and his golden, flowing mullet).
so...after about two hours of going between my room and the kitchen, trying to fix the God-forsaken computer, my boyfirned FINALLY appears... in his work clothes and a big cloud of purple smoke. Minus the purple smoke. Why purple?...ask your mother.

So, my boyfriend resurects the computer from the dead like a fairy saving Link's ass for the two billionth time. (No, my boyfriend is not a fairy... I think.)So, we have the computer running and we go to the Yahoo homepage...and a security thing comes up. It says the liscense for Yahoo aws uot of date...but the dates said 2006 to 2011. WTF?!
Well, we log off of that account and log into the computer admin one to try to fix what is wrong. and since it couldn't be Yahoo becuase it's 2008, we are unable to sue...dang it.

So, we're checking things. Not in any particular order. It gives us a message saying that the time and date are incorrect. Ooookay. So, I roll the mouse of the time and date thing. It reads the follwing:

5:22 am
Wednesday, February 20, 1608

1608?!?!?! Computers weren't eevn around then! Seriously, I think the Renaissance had just ended at about that time...or maybe my computer was built by Leonardo DaVinci... nah, my computers too much of a clunker to be considered a work of art. Darn it.

So, we change the date and time and I log on to deviantart and starting wrting this story:

It was a very windy day, but sunny. Very, very sunny...


FOR THOSE LAZEY PEOPLES WHO DIDN'T READ MY STORY:
My comuter is retarded and thought that today (Saturday, October 25, 2008 8:58pm) was Wednesday, Feburary 20, 1608 5:22am.

THE END! (And yes, this is based on true events.)